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You are not a real mart-goer if you do not…

Catherina Cunnane - 23/10/2020

Own a pair of dealer boots; Wear a quilted jacket; Attend mart sales weekly; Talk about cattle prices every hour of the day; ...

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10 online mart memes you can relate to

Catherina Cunnane - 13/11/2020

Memes created using memecreatorapp.com

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Quiz: How much did these in-calf heifers sell for?

Catherina Cunnane - 15/12/2020

Pictures and prices from cattle sale at Dowra Mart on Saturday, December 12th. Quiz: How much did these in-calf heifers sell for? Loading…

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Farmer resorting ‘back to ass and cart’ selling tractor tyres

Catherina Cunnane - 31/10/2020

A humorous advertisement offering tractor tyres for sale has appeared on Donedeal.ie. The listing has been placed by a Kildare-based user over the past 24...

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Things you will not hear a livestock auctioneer say

Catherina Cunnane - 22/11/2020

‘A bad sort in the ring’ ‘She’s no model’ ‘Don’t buy her’ ‘She’s not worth it’ ‘Leave her behind’ ‘He’s a rob’ 'You...

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New sayings livestock auctioneers have: ‘Bid me fast and bid me last’

Catherina Cunnane - 06/11/2020

Expressions (some relatively new) used by livestock auctioneers during online mart sales: ‘Bid me fast and bid me last’ ‘Flash the lights’ ‘On the...

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VIDEO: ‘Singing farmer’ writes song about popular trailer manufacturer

Catherina Cunnane - 18/10/2020

John Hughes 'Singing Farmer' - Ifor Williams Trailer song

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Things fathers/mothers don’t say to their farming sons and daughters when going to the mart

Catherina Cunnane - 30/10/2020

‘We do not have enough of cattle’ ‘Go to the mart for the day’ ‘Bring the cheque book with you’ ‘Bring the trailer...

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Marts: Ways you can tell you buy cattle online

Catherina Cunnane - 07/10/2020

You have downloaded all online mart trading platform applications on your phone; You are often surprised when you see your new purchase in...

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The official guide to being a cattle dealer

Catherina Cunnane - 16/10/2020

Swanky attire – chequered shirt, jeans, Chelsea boots, a shirt/blouse, cap and a quilted jacket; A stick; Transport – Lorry and drag or...

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