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Things you will not hear a livestock auctioneer say

‘A bad sort in the ring’ ‘She’s no model’ ‘Don’t buy her’ ‘She’s not worth it’ ‘Leave her behind’ ‘He’s a rob’ 'You...

New sayings livestock auctioneers have: ‘Bid me fast and bid me last’

Expressions (some relatively new) used by livestock auctioneers during online mart sales: ‘Bid me fast and bid me last’ ‘Flash the lights’ ‘On the...

VIDEO: ‘Singing farmer’ writes song about popular trailer manufacturer

John Hughes 'Singing Farmer' - Ifor Williams Trailer song

Farmer resorting ‘back to ass and cart’ selling tractor tyres

A humorous advertisement offering tractor tyres for sale has appeared on Donedeal.ie. The listing has been placed by a Kildare-based user over the past 24...

10 online mart memes you can relate to

Memes created using memecreatorapp.com 

Things fathers/mothers don’t say to their farming sons and daughters when going to the mart

‘We do not have enough of cattle’ ‘Go to the mart for the day’ ‘Bring the cheque book with you’ ‘Bring the trailer...

You are not a real mart-goer if you do not…

Own a pair of dealer boots; Wear a quilted jacket; Attend mart sales weekly; Talk about cattle prices every hour of the day; ...

Marts: Ways you can tell you buy cattle online

You have downloaded all online mart trading platform applications on your phone; You are often surprised when you see your new purchase in...

The official guide to being a cattle dealer

Swanky attire – chequered shirt, jeans, Chelsea boots, a shirt/blouse, cap and a quilted jacket; A stick; Transport – Lorry and drag or...

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Country music: From Ballaghaderreen to Nashville

Regina McDermott is a talented vocalist from Ballaghaderreen, Co. Roscommon. Her experience in many genres of music has made her one of the most universal...

Dairy cow numbers to increase to 1.65 million by 2027 -Teagasc

Teagasc is predicting that by 2027, dairy cow numbers will increase to 1.65 million. The forecast is contained in the state agency’s 2027 Sectoral Road...

Male (31) due in court charged with hare coursing on farmland

A 31-year-old man from Yorkshire has been charged with hare coursing on farmland. A North Yorkshire Police officer was on routine patrol near Great Edstone,...

No shipping activity for weanling bulls at Ennis Mart

Just over 600 entries were on offer at Ennis Mart on Tuesday (November 24th), according to a spokesperson. Speaking following the sale, the spokesperson said:...