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You are not a real mart-goer if you do not…

Own a pair of dealer boots; Wear a quilted jacket; Attend mart sales weekly; Talk about cattle prices every hour of the day; ...

10 online mart memes you can relate to

Memes created using memecreatorapp.com 

Quiz: How much did these in-calf heifers sell for?

Pictures and prices from cattle sale at Dowra Mart on Saturday, December 12th. Quiz: How much did these in-calf heifers sell for? Loading…

Farmer resorting ‘back to ass and cart’ selling tractor tyres

A humorous advertisement offering tractor tyres for sale has appeared on Donedeal.ie. The listing has been placed by a Kildare-based user over the past 24...

Things you will not hear a livestock auctioneer say

‘A bad sort in the ring’ ‘She’s no model’ ‘Don’t buy her’ ‘She’s not worth it’ ‘Leave her behind’ ‘He’s a rob’ 'You...

New sayings livestock auctioneers have: ‘Bid me fast and bid me last’

Expressions (some relatively new) used by livestock auctioneers during online mart sales: ‘Bid me fast and bid me last’ ‘Flash the lights’ ‘On the...

VIDEO: ‘Singing farmer’ writes song about popular trailer manufacturer

John Hughes 'Singing Farmer' - Ifor Williams Trailer song

Things fathers/mothers don’t say to their farming sons and daughters when going to the mart

‘We do not have enough of cattle’ ‘Go to the mart for the day’ ‘Bring the cheque book with you’ ‘Bring the trailer...

Marts: Ways you can tell you buy cattle online

You have downloaded all online mart trading platform applications on your phone; You are often surprised when you see your new purchase in...

The official guide to being a cattle dealer

Swanky attire – chequered shirt, jeans, Chelsea boots, a shirt/blouse, cap and a quilted jacket; A stick; Transport – Lorry and drag or...
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