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HomeFarming NewsThings livestock mart addicts can relate to
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Things livestock mart addicts can relate to

  • You never miss a mart sale;
  • Your hands are covered in random lot numbers;
  • Your life revolves around mart sales;
  • You become an auctioneer on a night out when you have had a few too many;
  • You are in tune with trade;
  • You have a special quilted jacket and chelsea boots just for mart sales;
  • You have a designated spot around the ring;
  • You carry a pen and cheque-book at all times;
  • You’re no stranger to expressions such as ‘stan on’, ‘on the bridge’ and ‘a pony’.
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