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Inside the mind of a livestock auctioneer

Auctioneers will have sold hundreds of thousands of animals throughout their career – they have seen it all and done it all when it comes to the livestock trading industry.

With everything that happens around a ring during a sale, have you ever wondered what the auctioneer is thinking?

Well here’s your chance to take a look inside the mind of a livestock auctioneer:

  • I never knew the lottery was won locally;
  • I thought I was selling cattle, not reading minds;
  • You must think I have nowhere else to be;
  • Are you bidding or picking your nose?;
  • You either want it or you don’t;
  • I wonder if I just slip in a random word, will anyone notice?;
  • I’m an auctioneer, not a miracle worker;
  • Bring them home? Not like they’re going to change over night.
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