A humorous advertisement offering tractor tyres for sale has appeared on Donedeal.ie.
The listing has been placed by a Kildare-based user over the past 24 hours.
The ad reads as follows: “Due to unforeseen circumstances I have to sell my two-brand new second-hand tyres which are rather sentimental to me off my dear bestie a John Deere which was new when Jesus was a small boy in Jerusalem.”
“Due to the present climate of the recession, I have now decided to resort back to an ass and cart. I am a miserable person and find it is more economical to run (no tax).”
“These tyres are the size that is in the picture above as I am now getting emotional with the thought of parting with them and can’t bear to look at the screen.”
“These tyres must go to a 5* star home where there is no mud. All calls and texts are welcome at any hour of the day or night. €150 takes them both.”
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