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HomeFarming NewsChat up lines you’ll hear at ag shows
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Chat up lines you’ll hear at ag shows

  • You’re one good judge of two and four-legged beasts.
  • In the market for a five-star bull?
  • You breed show cattle like yourself – eye-catching, classy and stylish!
  • Have you road frontage?
  • Any room for expansion?
  • How’s your pit for silage?
  • I’d give you a five-star rating across the board!
  • You’re a first-prize-winner yourself.
  • So, where are we going tonight to celebrate your show ring success?
  • Have you any brothers, to help you out?
  • Are you on show today?
  • You’d be a handy woman to have around the yard.
  • I’ve calves at home; you’d have them trained in no time.
  • Do you want to grab a drop of ‘tae’ before your next class?

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